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Some Things to Think About


Why is it that when we bounce a check, the bank charges us more of what they already know we don't have any of?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up a project, I end it.

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Why is a man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe the, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

Why is it that no word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple?